Kourtney Kardashian knows how to keep a secret.
Despite literally millions of fans questioning Kourt every day across her socials, she's never dished details about Kim's complicated divorce, Kylie's undercover pregnancies, or even her rumored engagement to Travis Barker.
What she WILL spill is a hint or two about how she looks so good- especially if a 'Poosh' product is involved.
Kourtney's lifestyle company 'Poosh' has been serving up wellness tips and products to the Kar-Jenner fanbase for about two years now, with an online shop, blog, and advice column where Kourt helps fans live their lives in Kourt-endorsed ways.
In the past, Kourtney has given followers skincare pointers like "always apply serums in an upward direction" and "take note of what you’re eating." Today she went one step further on her own IG, and fans just can't take it seriously.
She's Multi-Tasking Masking
The latest endorsement 'Poosh' is pushing? This LED face mask with anti-acne properties.
Apparently they've featured a version of this mask on their site for a while now, but this next-generation 'Anti-Acne Light Shield' is new enough for Kourtney to have promo'd it on her IG mainfeed this weekend.
Kourtney shared info about the mask in the caption for a photo that most commentors found somewhat unsettling. It shows the 'KUWTK' star looking over her shoulder from inside a deep bathtub, with a glowing blue-ish mask that looks super hi-tech.
The Force Is With Her
Think Kourt looks like a 'Star Wars' villain? You're not alone.
Messages like "Kourtney’s the new Mandalorian" and "Star Wars storm trooper" fill her comments section.
While some fans think she looks like she's doing some off-brand "cosplay" for Marvel characters like Iron Man, most seem to think she looks like a jedi:
"Nice Kylo Ren" and "ok kylo ren" comments exist alongside one that reads "When you have a spa appointment at 6 but gotta go fight Kylo Ren at 7."
Fans Aren't Sure About It
People seem less interested in trying the mask than they are in trolling Kourtney's self-described mask obsession.
"Pooshing your way thru life huh" reads one popular comment.
"Kourtney you know we're too poor for anything on Poosh" adds another, with a cry-laughing emoji.
Some fans are even expressing concerns about the mask's safety with comments like "I’d be scared that I’d get water on it or drop it in the water and fry myself" and "You won’t use a microwave but you’ll put this on your face?" Yikes.
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